I think we all need a laugh at least once a day, more if possible š
In that vein let me pass on this marriage joke I found somewhere a long time ago. It is not meant to be demeaning to anyone, it just reflects people, cultures, beliefs,fears, life, love and everything in between. Smile!
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A woman died and arrived at theĀ Gates of Heaven.While she was waiting forĀ Saint PeterĀ to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her.
They saw her and began calling greetings to her.
āHello ā How are you!
Weāve been waiting for you!
Good to see you.ā When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, āThis is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?ā āYou have to spell a word,āĀ Saint PeterĀ told her.āWhich word?ā the woman asked. āLove.ā
The woman correctly spelled āLoveā and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven. About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch theĀ Gates of HeavenĀ for him that day.
While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived. Iām surprised to see you,ā the woman said. āHow have you been?ā
āOh, Iāve been doing pretty well since you died,ā her husband told her. ā I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill.Ā And then I won the multi-state lottery.
I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion.Ā And my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation inĀ CancunĀ and I went water skiing today. I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer!Ā How do I get in?ā
āYou have to spell a word,ā the woman told him.
āWhich word?ā her husband asked.
āCzechoslovakia.ā