Family joke

Here is a cute joke, you probably heard it before, but so what, as long as it makes you smile… 😉

 

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A child asked his father, “How were people born?” His father answered: “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.” The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!” His father replied, “No son, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”

Marriage and kids jokes

Boy:Dad, is it true that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.

A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” And the father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying,”

Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

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