Humor
The Story of Adam & Eve’s Pets Adam and Eve said, ‘Lord, when we were in the garden, we felt in touch with you everyday. Now, out of Eden we feel lonesome and sometimes it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us.’ And God said, I will give you a companion [...]
As you all know by now I believe in laughter. “Il riso fa buon sangue”, translated as ” laughing maintains good blood flow” is one of my mottos. And so here is something for you to smile at. As the story goes there is a little feud going on between these two neighbours, Italian ladies [...]
Continue reading about Italian Ladies Feud: the yard (il giardino:-)
Boy:Dad, is it true that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son. A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” And the father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying,” Just think, [...]
When I married MR. RIGHT, I didn’t know his first name was ALWAYS! Tweet
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon an unusual old lamp. She picked it up and cleaned it off, and suddenly a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she was going to receive the usual three wishes. The Genie said, “Nope…due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries, [...]
A professor was grading the finals he had just given his class. He opened the exam book of a failing student to reveal blank pages and a $100 bill. The only thing written in the book was “$100 = 100% – I get an A.” A few weeks later, the student approached the professor. “I [...]
Here is a funny news report of something that happened in Great Falls MN. Police arrested a man who had three outstanding warrants for his arrest after he gave officers a false name during a traffic stop. Unfortunately he chose the wrong name and ended up in jail anyway because that man was also wanted. [...]
